Conversations We Could Have Had
To tell this story, I have to begin at the beginning, or the ending wouldn't make a lot of sense. Right? So, to start at the beginning, I have to tell you I've never been on a date. Any date at all. I once thought that one time with my mom's boyfriend's son counted, but as I've grown older, and as the boy and his dad went somewhere else halfway through our "date," I'd say that it really doesn't count. I also need to tell you that, although it may be obvious from my never having been on a date, I've never had a boyfriend. This is because of a lot of reasons, or maybe just one, which I have no idea. I think you could better tell me why I've never had a boyfriend than I could. Is it because I'm painfully shy when it comes to interacting or otherwise speaking with a member of the opposite sex? Maybe it's because, no matter how pimpled and red my face becomes, or how deep and dark the bags under my eyes get, I refuse to wear makeup bec...